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i watched watchmen this evening and boy it was long! before you get me started

about how i found it very utilitarian and how the categorical imperative lost at the end,

let me spoil the real highlight of the film.

yes ateneans, the blue eagle has landed...

between dr. manhattan's legs.

damn! if i were gay, i'll most probably rape the papa smurf out of him.

fortunately, there were some booby scenes (yey!), which got my testosterone back.

anyway, the movie was interesting.

philosophy, sex, violence, awkward hallelujah sex scene, and blue penises.

and to think that it was r-13?!

where were movies like this when i was the geeky 13-year-old jay?!

oh well

for all the people out there who are not as insecure as

batman and superman with their sexuality, 

people who would rather not hide their dangling modifiers

under the layers of tights and some colored brief (with or without a belt),

watch this movie.

and please...

don't let the big blue watchmanhood scare you.

the movie will get you thinking...

is it bigger than a black man's ...